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After her text break up with Gossip Girl hottie Chase Crawford, it seems like country crooner and former American Idol champ Carrie Underwood moved right along to hockey player Mike Fisher, but she managed to keep the romance under wraps until recently.

At Fisher’s Ottawa Senators versus the Toronto Maple Leaves game a couple of days ago, Underwood was spotted by the “Hug Cam” (Awww!) embracing onlookers in a VIP box where Mike’s brother and parents were seated.

We think the Hug Cam should be used everywhere!

Catching up with him at practice, Fisher declined to comment on the romance, which has apparently been going strong for months.

The couple spent New Year’s Eve together, with Carrie and Mike’s sister going out for some pre-pAArty pampering, indicating that Carrie and Mike have been dating long enough to get familiar.

Fitness trainer and friend to Fisher, Tony Greco, said, “He’s really happy with her. They’re a perfect match.”

Hope it ends better than a text message!

[Mike Fisher image via AP Images.]

Waterford Crystal has filed for bankruptcy.

Bride Wars, the super chick flick starring Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway, premiered in the NYC on Monday.

And, Miz Hudson hit the red carpet looking every bit like a movie star in a unique, floor length black and white gown.

Compared to what you’ve been seen in over the course of the last few months, well done, Katie.

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We are very disappointed with Anne Hathaway’s fashion choice for the Bride Wars premiere, Monday night in NYC.

The starlet you all voted as the Perezzies 2008 “Best Dressed” winner chose, of all things, a pant suit for the event.

WTF?

A pant suit for the premiere of one of the most girly movies of the year?! And a boring one too!

How can you do this to us, Annie?

We love, love seeing you in beautiful dresses on the red carpet.

Did you lose a bet with Kate Hudson and have to go as the ‘groom’ to the prem?

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Looks like some people are really going to start this new year fresh!

Actress Patricia Arquette has just filed from divorce from her actor hubby, Thomas Jane.

If you recall, as we told you about last year, that’s the same guy who was arrested last March and charged with a DUI.

What a catch!

Patricia filed for divorce on Monday in Los Angeles. And she used the all too common “irreconcilable differences” excuse.

The once happy couple got married back in 2006 and have a 5 year-old daughter together.

As for the baby girl, Patricia is seeking for full custody with Thomas receiving visitation rights.

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Levi Johnston’s druggie mama, Sherry, has pleaded Not Guilty to felony drug charges stemming from her December arrest.

Levi is Bristol Palin babydaddy and the couple recently welcomed baby Tripp to the family, adding to a long legacy of stupid hick names.

The drug in question? Good old Oxycontin.

The case began in September, when authorities intercepted a package of the stuff. They arrested the suspects allegedly involved, and they agreed to be informants. Authorities then utilized the informants to catch Johnston, with whom they had arranged a meeting. The informants wore cameras and microphones.

This doesn’t sound good for Johnston!

Authorities then obtained search warrants and that’s when they arrested Johnston.

Although the super shady aspect of the whole case is that the investigation was allegedly delayed for the election.

In an email sent to the Public Safety Employees Association, investigator Kyle Young wrote, “It was not allowed to progress in a normal fashion, the search warrant WAS delayed because of the pending election and the Mat Su Drug Unit and the case officer were not the ones calling the shots.”

Public Safety Commissioner Joe Masters says otherwise, however, claiming that no one in the governor’s office knew about the case until Sherry’s arrest.

Yeah.

Right.

[Image via AP Images.]

As we mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters has booked Patrick Swayze in his first television interview - airing tomorrow night - since the actor revealed last year that he was battling pancreatic cancer.

And during his interview, the 56 year-old admits, “There’s a lot of fear here. There’s a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, I’m scared. Yeah, I’m angry. Yeah, I’m [asking] why me. Yeah, I’m all this stuff. You can bet that I’m going through hell. And I’ve only seen the beginning of it.”

Breaks our heart.

Illness sucks!

Swayze says he also remembers when he first felt sick back in 2007. He was celebrating New Year’s Eve with his wife and says, “I tried to have champagne, and it would be like pouring acid, you know, on an open wound.”

Soon after he said his “indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I’m getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the mirror, when all of a sudden, you pull your eyes down and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice sets in — then you know something’s wrong.”

Patrick went to see his doctors for help and they discovered a malignant tumor in his midsection as well as a small mass on his liver. After several days and many more procedures, they discovered he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer.

As for death, Swayze reveals, “I don’t know what’s on the other side. It tests everything I believe in … that here is something unique in all of us that does not, does not die.”

You gotta have faith, whatever that may be.

Adds Patrick, “What winning is to me is not giving up, is no matter what’s thrown at me, I can take it. And I can keep going.”

And you will! And you will!

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John Travolta, his wife, Kelly Preston, and their daughter Ella left the Bahamas on Monday night with the remains of their beloved Jett, who died on Friday.

They’ve returned to Ocala, Florida, where they have a home.

“Everything was in place, the cremation was completed, and they decided to leave,” family friend and Bahamas government official Obie Wilchcombe told the media on Tuesday.

As previously mentioned, an autopsy was completed Monday afternoon.

Jett Travolta’s death certificate apparently cites ’seizures’ as the cause of death.

R.I.P, Jett.

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The younger, prettier, new Victoria Beckham - Girls Aloud singer and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole - on the cover and in the new issue of Vogue U.K.

Simply ravishing!

CLICK HERE for a great interview Perezelle just did with ABC News.

P.S. Lauren Conrad especially won’t be happy about this interview!