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[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution! Leave your own overheard convos in the comments.]
(It’s a scarce week for funnies this time around, as nothing interesting happens during the Thanksgiving holiday.)
In the mall:
Wife 1: “Is your [...]

The day has finally arrived:
Britney is gonna talk.
About everything.
From the babies to the head shaving to her many visits to the psych ward, Ms. Spears is opening up and letting us all in.
And we at CollegeCandy wouldn’t miss it for all the Take 5 bars in the world. So join us tonight at 10 pm [...]

[This week has been great for most of us. With Thanksgiving 2008 in the books, most of us are still home, cozy, and enjoying spending time with friends and family. But even though I’m thankful for my loved ones and my health, there are still a few things I’m not about to praise. A few [...]

[The following is the third of a five-part series I’m calling “The Top 5 Things You MUST Do In College.” Everyone’s already heard about buying flip-flops for the shower, stocking up on veggies to avoid the Freshman 15, and to steer clear of mojitos before midterms, but there are other tips for enjoying college that [...]

The first time I’d ever heard of Watchmen was when I went to see The Dark Knight. There was a trailer with an amazing Smashing Pumpkins song, and it looked pretty cool. The trailer mentioned something about being based off of a graphic novel, so when I got home I called the bf since he [...]

Eeeks!

A few days ago, Robert “Sherlock” Downey Jr. got knocked out by a 350 lb extra during the filming of a fight scene. RDJ was supposedly ‘drooling blood’, was revived by set medics and then had his inner mouth stitched up by a nurse.

A source on the Guy Ritchie directed movie reported, “Robert was accidentally caught on the chin by a thundering hook. He went flying and was out cold. He didn’t want to go to hospital and kept trying to get up. He’s a trooper. But there have been lots of other problems too.”

One of the problems the source is probably alluding to happened on Friday.

A gas tanker blew up on set forcing Guy to shut down production for a few hours.

There’s rumblings that the movie may be ‘cursed’.

Hmmm….

Who could’ve hexed Guy’s film????

[Image via Getty Images.]

The sooner the better!

In a new interview, Miley Cyrus revealed that she would love to study photography in London and that she was inspired to do so by none other than Annie Leibovitz. Yes, the Annie who shot little Slutty for that ’scandalous’ Vanity Fair spread.

“I do want to come to London to study photography. I hear there are some really great art schools, so I would love to do that. I got to work with an amazing photographer. Leibovitz was amazing and so talented. And that’s what I want to do with my life. I would love to be a photographer. I would love to work with her again,” said the girl formally known as Destiny Hope.

Good luck with that!

We imagine most your work will look Glamour Shots malltastic, Miley!

[Image via WENN.]

Gwynnie Paltrow probably can’t believe that she’s married to such a babbling idiot!

Chris Martin recently sat down with The Times of London in Denver, Colorado a few hours before Coldplay’s show in the mile high city.

When Martin says he’s homesick, the reporter asks him if there’s anything he can get in Britain but not America.

The front man responded:

“Laid,” he beams. “Oh, and maybe a Toffee Crisp.”

We feel uncomfortably embarrassed for him.

No wonder Gwynnie is so surly all the time.

Look at what she has to put up with!

[Image via WENN.]

Though there were no Twilight-esque openings this holiday weekend, Hollywood still reeled in lots of money from y’all!

According to industry insiders, Reese Witherspoon’s funny movie Four Chirstmases is the king of the Thanksgiving weekend’s box office. Its Wednesday through Sunday earnings total is expected to be appoximately $46 million.

At #2 is last week’s $70 million money maker Twilight. RPat-z and crew will add another $39 million to the flick’s bank account by the end of the weekend.

Rounding out the top three is Disney’s Bolt. Its five day total is expected to be about $34 million.

The new Nicole Kidman/Hugh Jackman flick Australia bombed big time. The super expensive movie is expect to take home to Fox only $19.5 million.

Ouch!!!!

We always sensed that he was the source of the evil in her life!!!

In an interview with the UK’s News of the World, Blaaaake Fielder-Civil says that he’s the one responsible for Amy Winehouse’s addiction to drugs.

He, Blaaaaake, is the one who got her experimenting with hard drugs like crack cocaine and heroin.

Before Blaaaaaaake, the ‘only’ thing Wino did was smoke pot.

He’s on tape to the tabloid saying, “I dragged Amy into it and without me there is no doubt that she would never have gone down that road. I ruined something beautiful. Now I have to let her go to save her life. I am not abandoning her. I am doing this out of love.”

Good riddance.

But we’ll know you’re full of shiz should you go after her $$$$ during the divorce proceedings that, according to rumors, will be taking place soon.

[Image via WENN.]