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Security researchers uncovered over half a million bank account logins stolen via a sophisticated trojan horse known as Sinowal. The data goes back to 2006, an unusual longevity for a trojan horse. Not mentioned in the news reports: who’s to say this is the only cache? [NYT] (Photo: Darcy McCarty)

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There are no words for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s couple costume…
Au natural must-haves…
David Caruso is the celebrity douchbag o’ the week!
Someone was attacked by a liger…seriously they exist.
Seth Rogan wants to do porn with Jonah Hill…
Grossest Halloween candy ever!!
Mineral Makeup: Too legit to quit, or too good to be true?
Elections are right around [...]

So you’ve got the Boyfriend Blues. He doesn’t call when you want him to. He doesn’t respond to your texts. You go out of your way to cook him dinner, or help him study for his calc exam, and he barely mumbles a “thanks.” What a jerk, right?
Well, be glad he’s not this [...]

[In this week’s installment of G.W.W.E (Guys We Want to Eff), we are climbing into bed with Seth Rogan.

What? You don’t agree?
You may not have noticed him in Anchorman, or remember him being in The 40 Year Old Virgin, but, come on, you didn’t wanna eff him in Knocked Up? Rogan is even starring [...]

The world’s fattest man, Manuel Uribe, recently married his girlfriend of 2 years, Claudia Solis, in Mexico. This left many a women pondering “…and why am I still single?”
The answer is simple: You aren’t eating enough.
Studies show that overweight women have more sex than women of average weight. In fact, according to research done [...]

[Every week our style guru takes a celebrity look and breaks it down for you, our poor college fashionista. What does that mean? It means that while the celebrities are spending $5,000 on an ensemble, you don’t have to.
All you have to do is click on the goods and - boom - you can [...]

Seriously, WTF? Who knew there was something more inappropriate than the Slutty Nun costume?
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Today’s the day, people! It’s Halloween, and there are only a few more precious hours left to get a costume together before nightfall. If you’re still scrambling to assemble the perfect outfit, don’t fret: we at College Candy have a few ideas for quick, easy Halloween get-ups that you can throw together in between classes [...]

Happy Halloween, CollegeCandies! We hope you started your morning off right: with a Pumpkin Spice Latte and a bowl of candy corn pumpkins. Mmmmm.
We know that most people count down to birthdays and Christmas, but Halloween is our favorite holiday of the year by far. I mean, there are costumes! And candy! And scary movies! [...]